Cleverly Unstable Machines

Cleverly Unstable Machines Inspiring Neurotic Murdering Ecentrics
 

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Cleverly Unstable Machines (Formlery Random Wacky Inventions) was a joke that stemmed from the need for a long ranged chancla shooting device asked for by SailorKhaleesi. Upon sharing of this concept (drawn by Orsokuma) it was commented on that the original concept looked a bit like something a bit more lewd than expected thus launched the joke of the KumaDrilldo. From there Miney got involved and built this whole sub section of Orsokuma's site. FoxVann then volunteered to help out with the testing of the KD and from there the joke kept perpetuating until we ended up here.

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